Thursday, April 06, 2006

Just in

This, just in, from one of my 'sources':

Blue Treasure Island hand-made-in-eighth-grade hair tie. Nehru-style banded collar long blazer, falling 4 inches above the skirt hem, made of 3/4 inch black and tan plaid checks. But here's the kicker: it's SO 1983 that the collar and closure placket are trimmed with an extremely prominent one inch wide strip of black leather. Black crew neck shirt, and not even the shiny one! Shoes are 4 inch black wedge heels, with the back part of the heel only an inch wide, widening out towards the front. At least it has ankle straps. Black skirt falling 4 inches above the knee. Sexy! And finally an impressive decision to wear black tights instead of white. Why does she compulsively wear leather to work? Is it because she bought it all in the 80's when is was fashionable along with Madonna-style black rubber bangles?

I think I would have enjoyed my day if I still worked there. Sheesh!

1 comment:

Amy said...

OMG! Is she obese? I actually picture her as being cracked out skinny. What does her hair look like? I know she has a perm.