Thursday, May 04, 2006

Are you having an affair?

I came home from work on Tuesday night and I found my husband cooking dinner! He was approaching it very seriously, taking a sweet sausage out of its casing and then mixing it with a hot sausage that he done the same with. He continued to chop up an onion, season it, and cook the entire thing. He added tomato sauce to it all, and while it was cooking, boiled pasta to mix into it. During all of this, he set the table, filled water glasses, laid out napkins and silverware, and even served dinner in a serving dish. (For those of you who know my husband, you know that his idea of a napkin is the dishtowel from the sink and there's no such thing as a serving dish, only the pot in which the dinner was cooked.)

All in all, it wasn't bad.

Later, I went to do laundry, but he had already done TWO loads of laundry!

So I went to take a shower. When I returned, he had loaded the dishwasher, washed the pots and pans, and wiped down the entire kitchen, including the stovetop!

I was completely dumbfounded. My only question to him: Are you having an affair??

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh please - give me a break!!!!
You HAVE my brother eating out of your hand! You HAVE him slaving over a hot stove, preparing dinner, cleaning up, doing laundry!
Wonder what he wants????