What Patrick probably thought of these moments, taken a few days ago, in celebration of Opening Day:
"I have to pretend to love these people - the Yankees - my Daddy calls them. He's named all my stuffed monkeys: Mariano, Jorge, A-Rod, Derek, Hideki, and Bobby. And he's always talking about bases, strikes, and something else called RBI. I'm not sure of it, but I think I need to like them. Otherwise, Daddy won't pay for college."
"Yo, what happened to my Yankees jacket? It was warm. Now, this Mommy lady has me playing on the floor. And I'm surrounded by more monkeys! Except this time, they're on Mommy's feet!! I need more Yankees!"