- What is the thrill of watching these awful sounding people?
- Don't the people that audition know they aren't good? At all?
- Why is Paula Abdul drunk out of her mind all the time? Or is she drugged? Which is it?
I will say, however, that on the first night, I almost peed my pants watching a young girl (she was wearing blue jeans, a white button shirt and a tie) botch up Kiss by Prince. She had this great shimy shake going on and definitely had the song in her head. It just didn't translate well when she sang it aloud. And when they told her she wasn't going to make it through to the next round, she was gracious and didn't give the judges any lip or curse at them.
To her, I say, there's always next year.