A Message to the People in Charge of the Weather:
You must decrease the temperature! It is damn hot outside. Last night, it was 91 degrees at nine at night.
This is the forecast for today: Sunny. Near record high temperatures. Heat index near 115F. High near 105F.
The only way I may be able to accept this heat is if someone sends me a sign telling me that the heat is in preparation for the hell that someone in Cuba is getting ready to fall into.
Otherwise, send some cool winds to the NJ/NY area.