A New Year: Resolutions Anyone?

Happy new year!

I am not going to get into the whole 'this is what I did for Christmas and New Year's and it was swell and I got presents' cause frankly, it's just a bore and there are other things to talk about that are way more exciting. Like this!

Oh yeah, and about resolutions. I ain't making any. Why make them, not keep them, and feel like a failure? I'm just gonna try to be nice. That's it.