I'm not as funny as Bill Cosby, but hopefully, you'll get the point

So it's only 2 in the afternoon and I've already changed not one, not two, but THREE diapers full of poop.

The first one was cute:  Oh did poo poo, Patrick.  It must be all the food you've been eating.  Good job!

The second was still cute: Poo poo again?  Wow, Patrick, you're such a big boy.

The third one, not so cute: Again?  You did it again?  AGAIN? 

I think we're going for a record here, folks.

And I haven't fed him mangoes in about two weeks!